Craig Sanford

Nicknames: Craiger, Papa Smurf

Craig Sanford is too cool for school. No, really, he is. Fall semester of 2007 he decided that University was not challenging enough and decided instead to do an “internship” instead. What this meant was that he would wake up early in the morning and ride his bike to a building where he sat at a computer and checked his email until lunch. He would then eat a sandwich in the “break room” and read rec.sport.disc until 5.

It is hard to quantify the skills and experience he gained during this internship. Back in school this semester, he is extremely proficient at checking rsd during class or mass-deleting e-mail sent to the Nancies. He finishes this work so quickly that he has had time to memorize word-for-word the 11th edition rules and even draft the 12th and 13th editions.

While not eating at Dan’s Dogs in Medina, OH, Craig works on his large backhand and high-fiving skies. Look for him to rule the rules (lol) and the skies this season.