Tom Haynes

Nicknames: Beaker
Bio Videos: 2006

Thomas “Beaker” Haynes was born in Ann Arbor and quickly was floated down the mighty Huron River, in order to save his life from any potential State recruiters. It was at this time that Tom trained to tolerate the terribly tenacious temperature of terrain topography, all while discovering Newfoundland. Fortunately for magnUM, he has returned to relate to us the Canadian cross-legged cutting course for capitulating Casanovas.

When Tom isn’t executing perfectly timed cuts while winking at your girlfriend, he’s schooling Forrest Gump in ping pong. Also a highly touted puzzle master, Tom has flashed many a person his goods … if you know what I mean. If you don’t, all I have to say is that Tom contracted mono while staying in a house with 6 other guys – no girls. Finally, Tom’s big into S&M, as long as he gets to be the webmaster. He’ll keep his blog up until you get multiple posts. If this sounds like your kinda guy, call him at – oh wait, he doesn’t have a phone … crazy Canucks.