Alex Fegert

Nickname: Geordie

Very tall, ridiculously buff and handsome male model looking for a short, ugly, chubby, preferably female partner. Enjoys long walks on the beach (at least if a Frisbee is involved), playing milk pong, and leaking out of his internal organs. Partner must love Pokemon, or if possible actually be related to a Pokemon. Very desperate; huge, sexy Frisbee-player muscles are not doing their job. Please call. Please. 734-662-5100. Ask for “Delivery Boy.”