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Chris Li
Sophomore - #23
What do you get with Jackie Chan, Usain Bolt, and T.I. have a baby? Chris Li was born straight in hood of the Boston, and was raised to be most gangster ultimate player ever. Chris carries the genes of his parents.
His kung fu is strong as Chris will undoubtedly D while marking a handler straight up. He actually has broken his opponents wrists with his chops going for the disc. Jackie has also passed on his looks to Chris. Don’t underestimate his size, he might look tiny, but his veins pop out of his body as if he is itching for a fix.
The biggest real estate in Ann Arbor actually is located in Chris’s left and right calves, equipped to handle a small family in a 2 story apartment. His calves are the size of Jolly’s head. Chris gained these beautiful legs from training Usain before his Olympic slaughter in 2008. But these aren’t the only reason he has massive legs…
Chris’s personality looks more like his 3rd father, T.I.-Growing up in the mean streets of Boston, baby Li had to loot and steal to keep himself from starving. He made a pretty good name for himself in the game, and started slangin’ daily. He also started rapping in underground battles, talented in ways his opponents were not. Chris tore his opponents up in English and Chinese, the passion in his eyes was like fire… although it was hard to see. He started runnin’ the block, dealing everything from discs to women. Many a times, Chris had to run for his freedom from the ever-persistent “po-po” as he refers. Chris looks like a friendly, cuddly panda, but if you get on his bad side… he will kill you lyrically and physically. Running scared, he escaped to magnUM, where now he uses his talent for the good of the game of ultimate.
