Geordie Fegert

Junior - #4

Nickname: Rutherford

George Rutherford Fegert.  ‘Nuff said.  Now, most would stop the saying after the enough was said but when it comes to Geordie enough could never be said.  Despite this impossible task, I will attempt to wrap Geordie up in a choice amount of words. 

Let’s start with the basics, GRuF was born and raised in Vero Beach, Florida just two doors down from Gloria Estefan, several blocks away from Jon Bon Jovi and a couple miles from the artist formerly known as Prince.  Seriously, look it up.  This Dodgertown native rolls with celebrities.  Rumor has it that by taking advantage of his hometown connections, Geordie actually played all of the trumpet parts for Gloria Estefan’s chart-toping, body-shaking, conga-doing 9th album, Primitive Love.  Sure, that’s pretty damn impressive but the real kicker here is that that album came out in 1985, three years before Geordie was even born.  Wow.  The Conga will never sound the same again, now will it? 

Geordie taught himself to walk at 2 months, was trilingual before he was potty-trained, and missed out on beating Ben Woods as the.youngest inductee into Mensa International by a mere six days.  It’s a little known fact but Geordie is actually Latin for genius. Sensationalism aside, by the time High School rolled around Geordie was winning national Math competitions in his sleep.  Another little known but true fact about Geordie is that his great grandpa, Ben “Beast” Butler, was a lawyer and politician in the early 19th century, he served as a General in the Civil War.  This is a key fact in unlocking the mystery that can only be described as Geordie’s tactical, raw Civil War-like ultimate defense. His ultimate talents are deeply rooted in the Confederate blood of his family ancestory. 

At this point, you’re probably asking yourself, “How does Geordie manage such vast greatness?”  Let me lay it out.  This U of M sophomore spends a third of his time studying for his major, Nuclear Engineering.  The next third of his day goes to texting and talking with his beautiful Floridian girlfriend, Kailyn.  Another third of his time is spent sleeping (although it’s important to note that none of that 33.3% is wasted on falling asleep, this man takes naps by blinking).  The final third is spent on time travel.  Anonymous sources have informed me that Geordie’s work in time travel may or may not have accidentally produced an identical-looking dopple-ganger that could also be a vicious ultimate junky. There is little empirical evidence of this but there has been A Fegert siting recently in Michigan’s Upper Peninsula. 

When this prankster isn’t breaking down atomic nuclei and/or other sub-atomic physical entities, GRuF can often be found playing sick, sick ultimate. It might be his knowledge of nuclear fission that allows him to be so keen with a disc, but there is nothing quantum about his mechanics.  G. Rutherford is quick.  He will layout D you before you even put your cleats on.  His diving bids are ranked amongst the most spectacular I’ve ever witness on an ultimate playing field proper.  This is in direct correlation with his experience as the best diver to ever graduate from his high school. Once he learned the difference between vertical and horizontal, there was no stopping him. Greg Louganis may have won back-to-back Olympic titles but there’s no way he can top Geordie’s reverse inward forward triple twist into layout hammer grab in the end zone with a blindfold on and no pants. I didn’t see it myself but it was reported that two people were hospitalized after witnessing such an ill grab.  Look for big and bigger things coming out of this young gun in the years to come.


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