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Joe Besser
Sophomore - #35
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Joe Besser. Even as an embryo, somewhere in his DNA it was written in genetic code that Joe knew he wanted to be one of the greatest ultimate players ever. He also knew he wanted to be a sweet-ass handler, for he lacked the leg strength to squat 100 lbs and his Jew-fro sometimes generates so much static electricity he is pinned to the earth (he had already deciphered his genome and figured this out before being born). SO, at the tender age of two, Joe started doing explosive bicep curls with a dumbbell of 0.771618 lbs, twice the weight of a standard UPA approved ultimate disc so he could throw twice as far as anyone else on the field. Well nothing can quite say Philly Love (that’s where he’s from) like putting up a flick huck for his teammates to reign death from above. After warming up his arm playing at Haverford High School, he decided to come to the University of Michigan (because c’mon, we the best!) and try his skills here. He’s found his role on magnUM reserve as the team’s airline ticket agent. He’ll be sending you on a trip from anywhere straight to the endzone, where you can claim your frequent flyer miles after going up to sky some suckers. Seriously though, this guy is a solid O-line handler with speed. Watch yourselves.
