Ryan Purcell

Grad - #3

Nickname: Mugatu

When it comes to Ryan Purcell, simply pay tribute to his glorious bio picture – it pretty much encapsulates the Life of Ryan. If it is said that a picture is worth a thousand words, RP’s picture is worth 1,019 words. What are those additional words lacking in all other pictures, you ask? They are:

Ryan Purcell is the greatest there ever is – the greatest there was – and the greatest there ever will be.

Yes, his picture may seem extraordinarily arrogant, but he is truly one of a kind. His superiority is further proven with his love for quoting the legendary Bret “The Hitman” Hart from the wrestling league formerly known as the WWF.

Though some fearful opponents may find his swagger defines a bit of cockiness, do not be fooled. This is true confidence: a quality that seeps out of the follicles that make up the dashing masterpiece of facial hair makes every man, woman, child and animal want him and true men want to be just like him. Stand by him for just a short time, and you will undoubtedly begin to feel yourself becoming harder, better, faster, and stronger. It is his innate character that brings out the best in each and every one of those lucky fellas who have been graced by Ryan’s presence.
Ryan can not only talk the talk – he can actually walk it even better. His miraculous lay out forehand-pull-to-layout-callaghan was undeniably the most thrilling performance that the sport of ultimate has ever seen. Look for him in Ultimate Weekly, this future legend will surely grace the cover this year.